Which is my new novel, and probably, definitely your new novel, so by all means go make that happen, you gorgeous little pikelets! What on earth are you waiting for! Do you want to be the only one on the tram not reading it? The only one at book club who hasn’t read it? The only one at Kobos and Kindles Monthly who isn’t scanning it furiously on a small screen? No, no, no. These are all terrible situations, and best avoided.
So! Let’s get you Younger Man-ned already.
You can buy it at all good and even mediocre book stores (HA HA, as if such a thing exists) and also online via Booktopia or Amazon or Borders.com or as an eBook at all those places and more, and also on iTunes and via iBooks and gosh, she’s just scarpered all over the place, really, hasn’t she!
That’s precisley what I wanted.
All my love and a leather glove,