I can’t tell you HOW many international cities have requested I come do a book signing since the release of my latest novel, The Younger Man! (Chiefly because it could get me into legal trouble, since I would be making it up.)

But one place I will be doing one is Sydney, the birthplace of eggs. I will be discussing The Younger Man, and relationship stuff and book stuff, and answering a heck of a lot of questions.

It will take place on Thursday April 12, at Dymocks, 424 George Street, which is opposite the Apple store, and back a bit towards the QVB. Apologies to PC owners who don’t know where the Apple store is, or the fructose intolerant who avoid anything fruit-based whatsoever.

The event is, as always, free, but bookings are essential, so please call 02 9235 0155 to reserve your spot and your complementary diamond bracelet.*

Please arrive at 6 for 6:30 and wear your finest scuba gear**.

Til then, bumblebees!

*This is a lie.

**This also should be ignored.