That’s because I have no new books to promote, and am off quietly thumping keys on my next one. (You can monitor my favourite distraction from said book here if you like.)
Oh COME ON.
You know I only post when I want you to buy something or come somewhere or do something!
That’s how I roll, babe.
Laters.
*blows smoke into your face and struts off*
*puts out fake cigarette, runs back, apologises and kisses your hand*
Dear,zoe foster i like your books plus we both have the same first name first
Dear Zoe, you cannot tell me you have no books to advertise and then blow smoke in my face. how rude, didn’t your mum ever teach you any manners!
now get writing please, there are many of us waiting.
Please can you let us know what your new book is about?!?! Otherwise I’ll assume it’s a coffee table book of Meowbert which is perfectly acceptable.