That’s because I have no new books to promote, and am off quietly thumping keys on my next one. (You can monitor my favourite distraction from said book here if you like.)
Oh COME ON.
You know I only post when I want you to buy something or come somewhere or do something!
That’s how I roll, babe.
*blows smoke into your face and struts off*
*puts out fake cigarette, runs back, apologises and kisses your hand*